Post by Kenna Devereaux on Apr 1, 2009 23:25:47 GMT -5
KENNA ELISE DEVEREAUX 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to the When You Were Young tour. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
"People usually just stick with Kenna."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"I'm a girl, what kind of question is that?"
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm about seventeen. I was born July 19 and who knows what my sign is."
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Um, I hope I don't look young for seventeen."
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Why would I die my hair?"
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm 5'1. Perfect fun size."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Oh, good thing he was never my type. I like guys though."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
"I'm drummer of Anyone but the Sweet Ones"
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"Uh, I don't know. Why are you asking?"
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"uh, drums. band members, techies. guys. music. parties. dancing. good movies. motorcycles."
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"sluts. whores. drug dealers. dirty cops. idiots, lighting."
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"rhythm, improv, being somewhat helpful, not judging too much, I can pick up a tune by ear like no other."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"um, I can't read music to save my life, let's see I'm seventeen, I'm a lightweight drinker (just because I'm underage doesn't mean I haven't tried it), I really like talking."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"sure, whatever."
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"good-looking, interested in good music, some smarts, not too annoying, doesn't treat me like a kid."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"jerks, drunks, druggies, girls, chronic liars."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"you have some serious problems."
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"uh sure, but I don't think that's a real game."
FAVORITE FOOD?
"pizza."
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Yes Man."
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Cute Is What We Aim For."
FAVORITE DRINK?
"cherry coke."
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"auto shop."
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"sporty?"
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Two and a Half Men."
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Halloween and Spring."
FAVORITE WORD?
"duh and bastard."
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Martin Luther King, Jr. or Malcolm X."
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"sunrise or midnight."
FAVORITE COLOR?
"purple."
FAVORITE BOOK?
"1984."
FAVORITE TOY?
"drums."
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Outgoing-I try to make friends with everyone though I probably talk a bit much sometimes. Fun-loving-I know how to play though God knows people doubt me. Mature-despite being young, I see myself as the babysitter in my band. Young-I may act mature, but come on, I'm seventeen. I like getting to mess around.."
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"Mom is Molly Jean, she's like thirty-nine now. She's a nurse. Dad's Luke, he's forty and a construction worker. Got a big brother named Gage and a little brother named Kyle."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
"I was born and raised in Canada. Joined the band when I was twelve. Yeah, a kid hanging out with people all quite a bit older than me. I didn't care, I just liked drumming and apparently they liked what I could do."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"Hearing that we could come to the tour (and when my parents gave the okay)."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"um, just about any time around our lead singer...one of these days..."
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm kind of Agnostic, but I believe God's there...somewhere."
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I like being a drummer though I wouldn't mind being a mechanic either."
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"I have no idea."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"a motorcycle, a guy, and a band contract."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"...you're joking right?"
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"no."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"the beach."
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"not really, I don't even know you."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"yeah, yeah, just cause I'm not a
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"..."
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
CHO has been trying to escape this doggone planet for TWENTY years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 7/12 years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN timezone. you can always reach them at PM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is YOU'RE SO GOOD AT STRETCHING THE TRUTH INTO A SUGAR-COATED LIE and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:
You love me too much
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/center]
