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FOXXER JAMES PRICE 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.

hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to the When You Were Young tour. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.

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"I mostly go by Foxx. I know my name is odd, get over it."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"I pee standing up so I'm pretty damn sure I'm a guy.."

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Twenty one and going strong. I was born on May 15th but I have no idea what astrological sign I am. What the hell does that even mean?"

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"I long board my way around town and live on a diet of Cheetoes and Red Bull."

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"I like to think so, unless my friends dyed it while I was asleep one night or something and I never knew."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Six feet and four inches, I'm a big guy let's be honest."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"George Clooney is over rated and not someone I keep tabs on. Then again I only keep tabs on the women, straight."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
"Currently doing a solo project, just me and my guitar and my vocals. Maybe I'll start up a band later but I'd like to meet some people before I make that choice."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I prefer doing yoga naked at sunset on top of buildings, you know the usual. I'm a classy fellow what can I say? Naw, mostly I do a bit of surfing and some writing. Mess around with film photography a bit and act like a bum. It's my goal in life, being a bum. Oh and I watch a lot of films."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Women, beer, women. I like books and I also really like music, obviously. A bit of ganja every now and then isn't bad either but I'm by no means am I a stoner. Tarentino movies are probably my absolute favorite but the old black and white films are better too. A nice pack of Newports or Marlboro 27s make me tick. "

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"Dumb hoes that try and play me. Guys that think they're the shit when in reality they're not good musicians and they probably never will be. Not a fan of hard metal music and also not a fan of country, unless it's older stuff. I hate real soda ironically enough, I dunno why. I can't stand cheats and I can't stand liars, two things that I try my hardest to never be."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"I like to think I have a nice voice and a knack with the guitar. I'm a good listener, the kind of guy that strangers open up to for some reason. I also have a random skill of playing the xylophone, I don't really know why or how but it sort of happened through high school. I'm great on a long board or a skate board and pretty good with a surf board as well. "

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Dancing. I'm not smooth on the floor one bit. I'm not so great with telling people about myself, I can be honest if I really trust you but I mostly keep to myself when it comes to me. I can't play the drums to save my life, fact. I'm not good at drawing or painting. Definitely not good at being a womanizer either. I'm mostly just a big teddy bear in general."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"I bet I can watch you try and not breathe enough and keel over. "

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"A smile, girls with one of those charming, goofy, just genuine smiles really turn me on. Eyes are after that, something about big eyes. Next would be hair, good not over processed hair is a pretty big thing for me ironically. Some guys are all into big boobs and a tight ass, but that's really not something I care about. A nice body is a plus but really if they have a shitty personality what's the point?"

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"Fakeness. Girls that hear you're into this band and all of the sudden they're like 'Oh I love them!!'. Girls that wear way too much make up that they look like a drag queen. Slutty clothing is also not one of my favorite things, just kind of shows their insecurities more. And groupies, back off. I'm not into that. Not that kind of rock star."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"Oh I'm so depressed now, I'm going to go write a hit single now about how sad my life is now that you don't like me. Psh."

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"If that's what you're into."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"Suhi."

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Pulp Fiction"

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Ryan Adams."

FAVORITE DRINK?
"Black Coffee."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Psychology."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Sporty was alright."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Dexter."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Christmas and winter."

FAVORITE WORD?
"Bad ass."

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"John Lennon."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Twilight."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"Navy."

FAVORITE BOOK?
"Catcher and the Rye."

FAVORITE TOY?
"My favorite toy as a kid was a stuffed lamb embarrassingly enough, his name was Bandit. Now it'd probably have to be my Macbook Pro. Love that shit."

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I'm a goofy guy, not afraid to talk to people and get to know their story. I'm loud and outgoing, a real character really. I'm not someone that gets tongue tied around the ladies, if anything I get nervous around guys. I never know when they're going to get pissed and kick my ass. I'm not real intimidating, more like someone that resembles a big puppy. I can be a dick when I have to be though, like when someone really messes with me or with someone that I care about."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"I was brought up in Southern California with my parents, Alexander and Elizabeth Price. I had two older sisters, Carlisle and Ashlin. Carlisle was two years older than me and Ashlin was three. We were surprisingly close knit, odd I know in comparison to most families. My dad inherited his family business that dealt with oil and my mother was a pianist. They're all still around, no tragedies in my life. Sisters live in LA currently, doing fashion together."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
"Did enough local shows around Cali that I got picked up. You do enough work and you get enough connections to jump on a bigger lineup. I'm pretty excited to play in front of bigger crowds and at bigger venues, it'll be a nice change."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"Getting my first guitar. I was eight years old and I got one of those mini Yamaha's. It was the morning of my birthday and I'd recently heard my first Beatle's album and all I wanted to do with my life was be a rock star. My parent's surprised me with the guitar and I think I played that thing so much it disintegrated in a week. Well not a week but let's just say I got my money's worth out of that bad boy."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"I was dating a girl, gorgeous and sweet, we'd been dating almost a year or so by then. I thought I loved her and maybe I did but regardless it was rough. I showed up to her house a couple minutes early before our date and ended up finding her in bed with one of my supposed best friends. The only good thing that resulted from it was I wrote a killer song from it."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Christian raised, apathetic now."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"Hopefully I'll be doing music for the rest of my life. I'd like to just keep doing the singer song writer thing and maybe get picked up by a label at some point. It'd be a blessing if I made it that'd be sure."

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"No, original I know."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"First, I wouldn't mind finding a girl to settle down with. Second, I wouldn't mind making some money with my music, get big or something. And third I want three more wishes."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"If you think I'm fascinating then sure, why the hell not."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"Nope, not a sole."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"No thanks, but I suppose if you want to take me somewhere take me to a beach. I love the beach."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Yeah, nice try but no thanks."

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"I'll probably be the only decent guy you ever meet. But don't let it fool you. I can be a hard ass when I need to be and I don't get pushed around real easily."

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"Fake? What a waste of time then."
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
SARAH has been trying to escape this doggone planet for SEVENTEEN years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for FIVE years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the CENTRAL timezone. you can always reach them at xsarahSAYSsing - AIM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is SECRETPHRASE and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:

RP SAMPLE HERE. NOT YOUR BEST, BUT YOUR AVERAGE.

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
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