all right, all right [caleb]

[andy laura scott]

Without giving anything away, I can say it's by the sea
it's a house that used to be the home of a friend of mine

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<sup>--Maybe she was a pedophile. No, not really, although if you were to hear her reason for being at the zoo she would probably sound like one. She would also probably surprise everyone who knew her. who knew you had a soft spot? she asked herself, smiling as she watched a little kid pass by with his mother, talking about how he wanted to see the lions. But, yes, Andrea did have a soft spot, despite what others may have thought about her. it was really all her fault that they thoughts those things about her in the first place, though. She tried her hardest to make people think she had no heart. But she did have a heart, she really did. It was just hard to get into her heart.

--Andy had always liked kids, though. Even when she was in her wild teenage years and was supposed to hate them, and complain about being asked to babysit. Chances are if you're a kid she'll like you within three seconds...however if you're not it will take more than just a pour and some puppy dog eyes to get on her good side. If she even has a good side. And most would say she doesn't.

--Walking over to a bench she sat down on it, crossing one leg over the other, and pulling out a pack of cigarettes...even though she didn't know if she was exactly supposed to smoke there. But whatever, since when had she played by the fucking rules? Never. The girl hadn't seen one animal, even though she'd been there for an hour, at least. She was sure many of the parents did think she was a pedophile, but really, who could blame them? She'd even stopped and talked to some of the kids, for fucking out loud. It was odd, but kids seemed to like her. She didn't know why. They probably should have been afraid of her, with her purple hair, and her combat boots, and the fact that her face was always so grim, even when she was smiling. But they liked her just as much as she liked them, which was why she'd spent more than half of her life babysitting for various neighbors.

--Pulling out a cigarette she lit it up with her black lighter, before storing both the back and the lighter in her bra [which was where she put everything], and took a long drag, before blowing the smoke out. She wasn't the kind of smoker who knew it was a filthy habit, and hated themselves for it. She honestly didn't give a fuck. She liked to bitch out people who told her that she was killing her lungs. But, honestly, why the hell did they give a fuck? They didn't. They just liked to be total douche bags, and she knew it. And they knew it, too.

-Standing up she threw her half consumed cigarette on the ground, and crushed it under her heavy boots, the ones she'd been wearing since the age of fifteen. She had payed her way, so she was going to go stare at some fucking zebras or something. It wasn't like she had the most money ever, she didn't have enough to waste on this shit. If she wanted to see kids there were better places, places she didn't have to pay for. And so she started walking around, pretending to pay attention to the animals, when in reality she wasn't paying attention to anything.

--And that was when it happened. She was kind of asking for it, as she wasn't paying attention, but she ran right into someone, knocking both herself and the other person over. "Fuck!" She said, sounding outraged, and standing up. The day just went from okay to horrible. "Watch where the hell you're going. Jesus fucking christ." She glared down at the person, before rolling her eyes, turning around, and walking away. Part of her was saying it was her fault, and that she could go back and say sorry. Andy never listened to that part.

count: 852 w/ coding
lyrics; gold in the air of summer - kings of convenience
tags; caleb
outfit; click</sup>

[caleb eric oliver]

You wear your heart on your sleeve
And i threw mine to the sky

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<sup>Caleb hated zoos. He really did. So he had no idea why he was here on this Friday afternoon. Maybe because he was so bored. This tour seriously sucked. Sure, the nights were good, when he was able to go to a show, or play a show, or go out and party. But during the day...when he wasn't practicing or anything...he had nothing to do! And he didn't have much money, and a zoo ticket was cheap, so the stupid zoo it was. Caleb didn't really like animals. Never had, never will. Well, he could put up with dogs. But that was about it. Birds, cats, tigers, lions, bears...he hated them all. So he'd probably just wonder around the zoo, looking like an idiot.

Caleb waited in a line that was way to long for nearly an hour, before he got the chance to buy this ticket. He handed over the ten dollars, hoping he had enough for food leftover. He was really quite hungry, having not eaten yet today. Not that he ate that much anyways, but today Caleb was very hungry. How much was a burger here? Like...three bucks? Hopefully only that much, since he had about $4.50, and he would also have to buy a drink. God, these places were expensive. What did the people think, that they were fucking Disney World? Only Disney could get away with prices like this. Not fucking zoos. Caleb passed the monkies and wrinkled his nose. They were gross animals.

He found his way over to a burger stand and looked at the price. Four dollars! God, that was like robbing him. Oh well, guess Caleb would be settling for a giant pretzel...which was still three bucks. Luckily a pop was a dollar fifty...taking the rest of his money away. Caleb handed over his money to the person behind the counter, glaring at them slightly. Stupid money stealers. He may have been a slight 'rock star' but that didn't mean he had all the money in the world! Sure, he had a good number of fans...but they weren't exactly signed onto a record label yet. They would be...soon. They had good talent, and some manager person would realize it someday. Too bad they didn't get along the greatest...

Caleb wondered along, eating his pretzel and drinking his Pepsi, avoiding getting too close to the animals cages. Who knew what the animals could do to him if he got to close? Throw stuff at him? Probably. Caleb may love partying and hooking up with people...but he really hated getting extremely dirty. Must be the gay in him. Speaking of gay...he hadn't hooked up with many good guys in the past couple weeks, which really sucked. It had all be females. Sure, he was bi...but he was finding that he had a slight preference for guys these days. But all he could get was girls. Caleb really needed to fix that.

He watched someone up ahead of him bump into a person and swear loudly. Caleb chuckled, he could tell it was Andy, one of his best friends. And not just because of her purple hair...because she was the kind of person who would knock into someone...then blame it on the other person. Sure, she wasn't the nicest person...but Caleb loved her. As a friend, of course. Nothing more. And it would never be anything more. That would just be weird. "Andy baby!" He grinned, running up to her.

Count: 604.
Tags: Andy.
Lyrics: Bounce! - The Cab.
Outfit: Click.</sup>

[andy laura scott]

Without giving anything away, I can say it's by the sea
it's a house that used to be the home of a friend of mine

___________________

<sup>--Andy's whole semi-good mood officially had a damper on it, thanks to the douche packer that...well, the douche packer that she had bumped into. But in her mind whoever the hell it was had bumped into her. Probably to try and feel her up or something. Fuck. She was actually just going to leave. She didn't want all the poor little kids to see her in such a bad mood. Just as she was about to walk towards the exit, though, she heard a voice. Well, it wasn't so much the voice that gave it away as what the voice said. Caleb was the only person to ever call her by that name...she wasn't even sure how it had started. But sure enough as she turned around there he was, with a big 'ol grin on his face. She couldn't help but almost smile back. Almost.

--Caleb!" Her voice was full of mock enthusiasm, and her usual smile was upon her lips. Okay, not her usual smile. Her usual smirk was on her lips. "How's it going Farie Boy? Met any other faries lately?" Anyone else might think she was being cruel to the guy, that she was a homophobe or something of the sort. But of course it was Andy's way of showing her love for him. Caleb was pretty much her best friend...one of her only friends, really. Other than Reagan. She really needed some more fucking friends...but it was hard to make friends when you were a cold bitter bitch. Sad, but true.

--So, what the fuck are you even doing here? You hate zoo's."</sup>

[/b] Running into him was almost enough to put her back in her semi good mood. Actually, a cigarette might do the trick. She pulled out her pack, then took one out, lighting it up, hardly caring who saw her. She wasn't a chain smoker, she didn't even smoke every day. Just sometimes. When she was really stressed out. She took a long drag then exhaled, making sure the smoke didn't blow in his face, or anything. That wasn't exactly he best way to greet one of your only friends, no matter who you are. oh, hey fag, let me blow some smoke in your face!. Not too friendly when you think about it. And of course Caleb was only a friend to her...she could never even consider thinking of him as anything else. It wasn't that he was ugly, or anything, he wasn't. He just...well, he was Caleb. Even if he was the most beautiful guy on earth she still wouldn't date him. Mostly because he wasn't her type in the least. She wanted a manly man...and Caleb was...Caleb was a fairy boy.

count: 479
lyrics; gold in the air of summer - kings of convenience
tags; caleb
outfit; click[/sup][/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote][/font]

[caleb eric oliver]

You wear your heart on your sleeve
And i threw mine to the sky

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<sup>Caleb frowned as his friend call him the dreaded name. Faerie boy. It was so stupid. He wasn't gay! He was bi. Even though he liked guys better, did not make him a faerie. Was he short like a faerie? No. He was nearly six feet tall! Was he delicate like a fairy? No. Okay...well, he was kind of skinny, but that was beside the matter. What mattered was that he hated it when she called him that. Even though he knew it was Andy's odd way of showing her love for him, and he was lucky to have her as a friend. "Shut up." He pouted. Okay...so maybe he acted a bit gay. "And as a matter of fact, I have." Caleb smirked.

"I know I do." He shrugged. "But I was bored." Caleb chuckled, stuffing his hands in his pockets. "What are you doing here? Stalking more kids." Caleb asked, smirking down at her. This was only a joke between friends, but hopefully none of the kids, or more importantly, none of their parents heard the exchanges between the two young adults. If they did...they would probably call park security and have them thrown out. Which probably wouldn't be a bad thing, since it would get Caleb out of this god damn zoo faster. The sights, sounds and smells were going to start getting to him soon.

Caleb waved the smoke away from his face, wrinkling his nose. "Andy, baby, what have I said about blowing smoke in my face?" He asked, sighing like a disappointed kindergarten teacher. "It's not nice. You know what I saw about being nice." Caleb said, in his annoying sing-song voice he used to annoy Andy. Caleb loved Andy though...in a total friend way, of course. The thought of the two being more than friends actually made him laugh...hard. On the inside though. He wasn't about to start laughing crazily in the middle of the zoo. Because zoos were not a laughing matter.

Count: 343. Fail to the MAX.
Tags: Andy.
Lyrics: Bounce! - The Cab.
Outfit: Click.</sup>