Post by Sumiko Airi Sato on Apr 6, 2009 16:47:58 GMT -5
SUMIKO AIRI SATO 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to the When You Were Young tour. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
"Please, just call me Sumiko. I don't really do nicknames, I'm afraid. Unless you'd like to give me one...?! Be my guest"
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
" I am most definintely a female, I have all the parts and stuff to prove, but I'm not showing you them... you perv! "
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm twenty one years old, as of like three days ago. You do the math and deduct when my birthday is. I don't really know what sign I am, sorry hun."
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"I eats loads of greasy unhealthy food while trying to keep up with a toddler. "
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Yes it is. Be jealous."
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
" I'm five foot and one inch. I'm pretty short, but where I'm from its normal to be this tall. Its only in America I don't like my height.."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
" George who? Is he someone I should know of? Well whatever. Whatever floats his boat. I personally am bisexual, although I do lean more for the guys then the girls."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
" I'm not in a band. I'm a merch person, although one day I would like to make into the music scene. I do have a pretty great voice. "
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I like to call my niece as often as possible. I am like that girl's mother. When I'm not busy I'm usually talking to her, or doing something crazy. I don't party really.."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
" I enjoy jdrama. Don't know what that is? Well its Japanese drama. Its very captivating and it would so hook you instantly."
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"Judgeing me. That annoys me to no end. Just try to get to know. I'm a pretty good person!"
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Singing, and selling things. I'm also pretty good at handling my neice, being practically her mother. "
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
" Taking advice. Apparently I can dish out advice but I can't take it. Go figure"
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"And if you try, don't go running home to your mommy when you lose."
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
" Someone understanding, possessive, someone able to make me laught and feel safe."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"A weak person blaming others for his mistakes. What a baby!"
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"I wasn't aware I was trying to make you like me......"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"No"
FAVORITE FOOD?
"I thought i said no...? Lowmein"
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Really didn't I? Little Mermaid"
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Don't have one."
FAVORITE DRINK?
" Water. Its healthy for you."
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"History"
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"what the hell is a spice girl?."
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"The one with the snow..I don't watch tv."
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Christmas and winter."
FAVORITE WORD?
"Don't have one."
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"You"
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Morning"
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Light Pink"
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Lovely Bones"
FAVORITE TOY?
"Barbie."
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I like to think I'm a pretty good person. I never set out to make others mad. Sure I have spirit, but I generally know how to contain it. I'm pretty realiable. I never party, although I do know how to cut loose and have fun. "
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"My family are all back in Japan, including my neice. I am very close to them, espeically my brother. My family support me in everything, even if they wished I would settle down like a good japanese girl."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
" I was offered to join the merchindise selling team rather randomly. I do not remember who it was who came to me, but I do appricate the job, and this oppertunity."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"Coming to America. Despite having to leave my family, I have always wanted to come and tour the country. And now I'm too in this tour group. How exciting is that!"
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"When my sister-inlaw died. It tore my brother apart, and his daughter. Ever since her death I have taken care of her daughter and shown her all the love she could possibly have. She is a bright little girl."
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Christian"
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"If my parents have it their way, I will just be a japanese wife, with all that intails. However I would like to do something for the greater good. Like teaching or being a therapist."
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"I would not know. I was never told. Will this be a problem?"
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"That my niece should be always happy, that one day I would start a family, and I'd save that last wish for an emergancy."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"I suppose it was. It was no jdrama but take what you can get and roll with the wave."
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"My parents are trying to arrange a marriage with the son of a some rich man back in my country. However, I am not with anyone at present. My parents really must be made away of modern times. It would make things so much easier."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"We should go to put-put. That is a very fun game and we can get to know one another, you don't seem like a bad sort. Just don't expect much at the end. "
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"I would love to go out. I need so more fun in my life...Unless you mean date, then I would have to decline. I'm just not interested."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Not really, no."
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"*dances* oh wait can you see me still?"
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
ISA has been trying to escape this doggone planet for TWENTY years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 8.8 years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the EASTERN timezone. you can always reach them at PM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is I'VE ALREADY DONE THIS BEFORE.... and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:
YOU KNOW MY STYLE AND HOW MUCH I AVERAGE DO I REALLY?!
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.
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