Post by Eric Lee on Apr 3, 2009 21:44:27 GMT -5
Eric Tyler Lee 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to the When You Were Young tour. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.[/color][/font]
The call me Erin
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
Full male here, not alien not female
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
I am 21 born on January 16
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
Hey I got my secrets you don't need to know
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
Yeah, wnats wrong is my hair bad?
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
hey hey, I'm happy with being 6 foot
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Beig gay is wrong, sorry for the gay people but I don't think its right
OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
None yet sorry
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Hey I like to go dancing with the girls, I get a lot of them you know *winks*
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
I enjoy dancing with the girls, singing and playing my guitar
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
Someone with no manirs its wrong
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
Hey I'm good at singing, playing the Guitar and Dancing
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
Swimming, I suck at Swimmng
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
No, I don't think so, I like to exercise and go to the gym so I'm one hck of a strong guy
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
Some hot, and a girl whos not gay/bisexual
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
Someone that is rude and comments everyone on there looks
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
Hey, don't say that, I might Like you
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
Hm.. YAY!
FAVORITE FOOD?
Pizza
FAVORITE MOVIE?
Twilight
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
None
FAVORITE DRINK?
Wine/Coca Cola
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
Drama
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
I don't Like them sorry.
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
I donno, there all good
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
All of them
FAVORITE WORD?
Cat
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
What? No I don't have one
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
Night
FAVORITE COLOR?
Green?
FAVORITE BOOK?
Harry Potter
FAVORITE TOY?
I didn't really have any
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
I am the kind of guy who likes to be thecenter of attention, I like fashion, and love girls, I am someone you can come to to talk to without worring I will tell others about your secret.
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
My mom passed away when I was 7 years old I was sent to adoption and lived with my aunt amy until I was 16 when I lfet her to live on my own.
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
I was born in New York I came to this Tour to try and join a band
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
When I was 5 my mom took me to the mall I had fun trashing things.
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?when I was 2 I saw my dad, and he scared me.
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
I have none, never tryed to be religuos
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
I want to become a Actor but I also wanna become a Gutarist/Singer.
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
Puppy.
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
to have a healthy life, 2 wonderful children and a wife
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
I guess so
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
None yet
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
Where ever you want to take me
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
Sure nothing better to do
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
Thanks for the interview I want to leave now
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
Okay bye!
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
NAME/ALIAS has been trying to escape this doggone planet for AGEINLETTERS years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for RPEXPERIENCE years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at CONTACTINFO/PM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is your good at streching the truth and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a BOY/GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:
Zhenson looked about, he was in a park, he stared up for sevral munutes watching the Stars it always reminded Zhenson of Yuna, He sighed, there was nothing to do anymore, his life was boring without Yuna, she had died over 8 years ago, but he would never forget the way she made him feel, Now he was taking on a new journey to be a normal Vampire, to fit in with others around him, it was hard, Olen was off his leash "Olen Catch" he said wipping the stick out toward Olen, Olen cought it and brang it back.
Olen leaned against Zhenson, Zhenson sat on the Grassy floor peting Olen "That's My Boy" Zhenson said to Olen, Olen roled over onto his back and looked at Zhenson, Zhenson patted Olens stomach, every time he did, he could feel the dogs heartbeat, he smiled, Olen roled back onto his four legs and started to bark playfully at Zhenson.
Olen leaned against Zhenson, Zhenson sat on the Grassy floor peting Olen "That's My Boy" Zhenson said to Olen, Olen roled over onto his back and looked at Zhenson, Zhenson patted Olens stomach, every time he did, he could feel the dogs heartbeat, he smiled, Olen roled back onto his four legs and started to bark playfully at Zhenson.
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/center]
