de'angelo, devin

[Devin De'Angelo]

Devin Marcus De'Angelo 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.

hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to the When You Were Young tour. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.

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"Call me....Devin, I guess."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"I'm pretty sure I have a penis, which would make me male."

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I was born on September 16, 1991. That makes me....I think like seventeen."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Lots of foundation. Haha, just kidding. No, I'm a vegetarian, and I'm kind of going towards being a vegan right now. Not sure though."

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Actually, it is. Thanks for asking."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm average for a guy, I guess. I'm like...I don't know...five feet, nine inches? Maybe that's short for a guy."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"I actually think George Clooney has some sort of supernatural amazing sexuality, like, heterohomoasexual."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
"I don't really have a band yet. I'm looking for one though, and I can play any position."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I jack off frequently. No, I'm kidding, really. I'm kind of a nerd. I like to break things, and fix them. Especially electronic things. Don't judge me."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"I enjoy long walks on the beach, reading romantic poetry by the fireplace." -pause as he looks down- "Logan! That's not what I wrote! This is a freaking dating service!" -shakes head- "Sorry about that. You'll meet Logan later. I like reading, and like I said, I like to purposefully break things and then repair them. It's rare I ever get caught breaking them. I like to drive around and enjoy the sights, like even though I've lived around some areas for a while, I like to drive around and look some more. I'm not too great with parties, that's Logan's field."

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"People who complain about things they don't really have or need to complain about. Like anyone with 'self-conscious' issues, like a girl who says she's fat when she's not, or says she's ugly when she's not. I also don't like people who pretend to be someone or something that they're not. Oh, and when someone is overly horny."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Well, thanks to my whole family, I'm pretty good at playing musical instruments. I can drum, play guitar, sing, and I can play piano. I'm smart, and so that kind of counts."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I'm horrible at contact sports, such as football. I'm not a great dancer either. To me, dancing is a contact sport. That's why on the rare occasions I ever did go to dances, I never danced, I just stood around."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"Okay, then. But if I win, you have to run down this street in a man-thong, flip-flops, and a tank top. And if I lose....then we'll just schedule a rematch."

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"Well, if they have a vagina, then they're at a great start. They have to be funny, because unfunny is just boring. I hate boring. Being confident is another. Refer back to my annoyance list. They have to be adventurous. Pretty and in shape is always good too, but I'm not shallow. She just has to be a good person."

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"Boring, as mentioned before. Being conceited, like I don't want a girlfriend who's always being up her own ass and constantly admiring herself. If they're mean, then I'll just drop them like it's nothing."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"Fine. Then our little bet's over. It's not my fault you're giving up the chance to have this sexy body for yourself."

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"Hmm...I guess I'm okay with it. But answer me this: Does this mean our bet's back on?"

FAVORITE FOOD?
"Rice."

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Stranger Than Fiction."

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Mindless Self-Indulgence."

FAVORITE DRINK?
"Kool-Aid."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Band."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Baby. I always found her to be the cutest."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"The Osbournes Reloaded."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Fourth of July and summer."

FAVORITE WORD?
"Man-thong."

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Kurt Cobain."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Bedtime."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"Green."

FAVORITE BOOK?
"The Crucible."

FAVORITE TOY?
"Laptop."

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I'm pretty simple. I'm a tech-nerd for one. I have a sense of humor, and don't really take things serious that much unless I know for sure that it needs to be taken seriously. I'm a bit protective of my sister Logan. I don't like change that much."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"I haven't really spent enough time around my family. My mom and dad's divorced, and since Mom didn't want us, me and Logan live with Dad. But he's always out with some random chick, so we pretty much fend for ourselves. I don't know much about Mom, and my Dad's just kind of chill about things."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
"I was born in West Haven, Connecticut and that's where I was raised. I got my license about a year ago and that's when Logan decided she wanted to go cross-country to this area and see what interesting things would happen. And Dad just happened to insist that he come out later to be with us."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"My best memory was when I was about six, and my family was still together. My mom was feeling a little spontaneous and so she talked Dad into taking the whole family to some amusement park. We spent literally all day either there or preparing to go. I guess it's the best because that's the only time we ever actually had a family day."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"I heard my parents have their final argument. About how Mom accused Dad of cheating on her, and he accused her of cheating on him with another woman. I've never been too liberal about that kind of thing, and neither has my Dad. Next thing I knew, Mom was packing her shit up and decided she was going to skip town for Rhode Island. Never saw her again."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm Christian, same as my dad. I don't have a denomination, really. It's because I really don't have any beliefs that are different from Christian beliefs, so I figured why not."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I'm actually in early college, and I'm studying to be a doctor. Not sure which kind though."

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"I think my first word was sandwich. Followed by the word 'please' because of my parents' rules."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"That means I'm special. I wish that I could actually understand why my sister acts the way she does. I also wish that I could be able to figure every part of a computer out. Oh, yeah. And I also wish that I wasn't such a nerd."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"It's the most fascinating thing you'll ever hear in your life. And don't you dare try to contradict me."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"Actually, I'm not. As the saying goes, I'm single and ready to mingle."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"Anywhere's fine with me, really. Coffee shops are always the best first date. Second dates are usually to go someplace for dinner. Then the third is a movie. After that, it's just whatever."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"So you sayin' that you do want my incredibly sexy body? Alright, just let me know where I can pick you up."

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Well, I think I might just leave that up to my fellow musicians, techies, merchandising people, and stalkers to learn all that on their own. After all, if I told you any of that, they wouldn't really be secrets." (This means that if anyone wants to set up any plots, we'll think of some together.)

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"Awh, but I had fun talking to you." -silence as he realizes what's happening- "Holy shit, I hit on a dude!"
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
Amanda has been trying to escape this doggone planet for seventeen years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for five years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the near the pacific ocean timezone. you can always reach them at xmandax23xadhd on AIM/PM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is "you're so good at stretching the truth into a sugar coated lie, everyone takes a bite" and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a girl. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:

I forgot that I told you, okay?” Gaspard told her, laughing. “Maybe I just wanted to make sure you wouldn’t forget him. Ever think of that?”
Brian smirked. “I highly doubt she would do that. Unless she’s like you, then I can see that happening,” he told her. “Nice to meet you too,” he told her.
Gaspard looked at him. “I resent that,” he said, shaking his head.

“Uhm…” Sammi looked around. It wasn’t like she had anything to use for an excuse. She had used those excuses already. “Sure,” she said. Then remembering the last time she had met some of his friends, she asked, “Wait. Joe, they aren’t some weird perverts are they?” She laughed a little, then continued. “Last time I met some friends of yours, I sat through two and a half hours of weird jokes that focused around sexual…things.” She shuddered a little. “And half of them didn’t even make sense.”
She leaned against the bench on the porch, yawning a little. Jeeze. It was barely seven and she was still yawning. Oh well. There wasn’t anything wrong with that.

((Note from Amanda: This was from a double-roleplay, which also the only sample I have at hand. It's not the greatest, but all my other samples have been washed away forever.))
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
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[aangel !]

Accepted!

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