Post by Sumiko Airi Sato on Mar 25, 2009 16:00:27 GMT -5
DESTINY EMMALINE WHITNEY 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to the When You Were Young tour. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
"Ok so my friends like to call me Dee-Dum, but I wouldn't advice for anyone else to call me that. Just call me Dee-Dee, and if thats too hard then just call me by my first name, Destiny"
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Well I'm a female. Got the boobs and other privates to back it up too! Wanna see?."
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. I'm twenty years old. I was born January 27th, 1989, which makes me a aquarious, however ya spell it."
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"I'm on the all gummy bear diet. You should really try it! "
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Its about as natural as your face! Haha! So kidding. No its not natural. Its been dyed a few times. Heck I can't even remember what color it was suppose to be! "
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm about five foot and four inches. Yeah I know, its pretty damn impressive. Try not to hate me too much! I like my height just fine, even if I may be a little vertically challenged."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Anything is possible I suppose. Psh does it matter if he is or isn't? Whats the biggie! I mean I don't go around annouceing to the world that i'm a hetrosexual, so why should anyone care?"
OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
"Keep It Caroline. I am the lead Vocalist baby! We're a pretty wicked band, so try not to be jealous of that will ya!"
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I like to pretend I'm a duck and go swimming in the pond so people can feed me stale bread. Yeah because I'm that rad! Ha! I just chill really, better to relax then to spend my time being uptight, not having any fun at all. I'm all about the fun."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
" I enjoy long walks on the beach...Except if we make that beach a city we'd be golden. I personally like to party, to stare at hot guys with hot bods, because really what natural, hetrosexual, female doesn't like to look at hot guys? If you promise not to tell anyone else, I'll share with you the fact that I can't go anywhere without Mr. Teddy..Don't laugh thats not funny!"
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"When people act way to serious. Don't they know that life is short so they should party hard? Oh and I can't stand with people smack while they eat. Learn to chew with your mouth closed please!"
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"I'm pretty dang good at singing, hints why I'm in a band...I'm also a pretty good listener. With all those people wanting too jaw that much someone has to listen to them. I'm also pretty good at making people laugh.."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Taking advice. Apparently I like to think that whatever advice I give to someone I don't have to take myself. I'm also not that great with interstruments... I am learning though, slowly..."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"I bet you couldn't! I'm beastily at thumb wrestleing! I'm like world champ at it. And I'm a singer, I can go extended periods of time witout breathing. So stick that in jerry's juice box!"
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"I'm not even thinking of spouses right now. But if I was, I suppose I'd want them to be funny. Strangely enough, I think I want someone whose opposite of me, that way sparks will definately fly between us."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"Stick in the mudds. I do not want a boring moment with whoever it is I spend my life with, and for that person to be a stick in the mudd, well its not going to go over very well between us. ."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"Good I don't like you either!*long pause* OMG PLEASE CAN WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN *sniffles* I miss you already..."
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"really now?."
FAVORITE FOOD?
"mushrooms."
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Breakfeast Club."
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Evanscense/Amy Lee"
FAVORITE DRINK?
"Sprite"
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Lunch."
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Posh."
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Fringe"
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"My birthday, and winter."
FAVORITE WORD?
"shitaroni."
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"King of Rock and Roll"
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Night."
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Rainbow"
FAVORITE BOOK?
"1001 Sex Positions"
FAVORITE TOY?
"X-Men Action Figures"
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I'm pretty dang awesome. I'm funny, strange, and all over the place. I can get a pretty nasty temper, but rarely does that happen. I don't let the past shape my future. I'm not very forgiving, so don't get on my bad side. "
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"My mom is pretty cool. She actually encouraged me to follow my dreams, no matter how wacky they were. As for my dad, well I'll let you know what I think of him after we've met, until then he's an asshole. My grandma died before I really could remember much about her. Thats pretty much it for my family. Just my mom and me."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
"Well I'm from a small town in Texas, but my mom tended to move all over the place. When we finally settled down I met a group of great people, and after a while we decided to make a band. I don't think any of us were ever really serious about going pro, but hey look what happened!."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"When I was six years old, right before my grandma died, she gave me Mr. Teddy. I don't really remember much other then recieving the bear. Even now I take that bear with me everywhere I go."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Learning that my father hadn't really been killed, that he had left me and mom before I was born because he wanted someone skinnier. Mom finally sought to tell me that when I was sixteen. Kind of rocked my world upside down, and not in the nice way."
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Well I was baptized into the mormon religion but right now I'm not kicking that way anymore. I'm more a free for all. I believe in God, I just don't have a set religion."
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"Well I originally wanted to be a teacher, strange I know, but now I'm rethinking that dream. Perhaps I'll stick with the one I'm in now, being a lead singer of a rock band."
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"I don't know what my first words were. That was before I could remember. Psychologiest back me up on this. You can't remember that far back.. Okay Okay! Mom told me what it was... Promise not to laugh? My first words were "tit tit"....Shut up!"
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"tMy first wish would be to have a gray kitty. Mom's allergic and I've always wanted one. The second wish is to be happy. Not enough people are happy now adays. And my third wish would be... drumm roll please...to have more wishes!."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"Don't you be smart with me missy!"
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"I'm not dating anyone right now. Haven't really seen anyone whose caught my eye as of yet. But I have all the time in the world!."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"I don't really care where we go. Be creative with me! I don't like dates where they are the same as all the others. A movie and dinner, eck. Long walk on a beach, I'll pass. "
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Oh sure honey, then we can go back to my place afterwards and have a little fun..Yeah right! Sorry, annoying questionaires aren't my style."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"After this I plan on making some hotdogs and scarfing them down. Man am I starving!! Wouldn't happen to want some would you? I might have enough for the two of us, as long as you keep the dog outside..Wait thats not a dog...thats your face! Haha so joking!"
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"FIVE FOUR THREE TWO Oh crap I forgot my lipstick! ONE *BOOM!*... Nothing happened...I think this thing is broken."
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
ISA has been trying to escape this doggone planet for TWENTY years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for EIGHTISH years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at PM FOR CONTACT INFO.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is 'you're so good at stretching the truth' 'into a sugar coated lie''everyone takes a bite' and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:
Bee moved through the forbidden forest, trying to put him so far out of her mind she'd forget him. But that was impossible, or at least right now it was. It had taken all she had to keep walking away from him when all she really wanted to do was to run back to him, to tell him that she didn't give a damn if he was a minon to Demogrogon, that she just wanted him. Her body was humming, practically demanding that she do exactly that, but Bee kept to her course, heading back to the castle where she hoped someone was up and about inside so that she could get back in. She knew the dangers of prolonging her stay outside the school walls. There were worst people out there then who she ran into. He hadn't even really pressed her for more information. All that he had done was make Bee want him in the most frustrating ways. She couldn't have him, and that was the part that made things the worst. He was so far out of her reach, she really shouldn't even have considered anything. But she had. She had imagined wrapping her legs around his-- Bee shook her head clear. The last thing she needed was a mental image of what it was she wanted. Bee could not wait for the morning to come, knowing full well that she would seek out Siresca, a dear friend of Bee's. Siresca could tell Bee the truth, which is what she really needed to hear right now. She needed someone to tell her how crazy she was for the whole night! How utterly stupid it was to actually want someone like him!
Before Bee realized it she was out of the forbidden forests, and walking towards the Quidditch patch. Quidditch had been cancelled once again for another year because of what was going on in the world. It was rather sad, since Quidditch was so big in the wizarding world. Almost like it brightened many up because if Quidditch was going on, things weren't all that bad. But at the moment thatwas exactly how it was. Things were bad and it was cancelled. Bee hadn't played, not on a team anyways. She had always goofed around while on her broom but that was about all she had ever done. As Bee came to stand in the middle of the quidditch patch, she noticed another person out there. ' Oh dear god, not again!' She thought to herself, seriously hopeing that it was just another student outside the walls, like she herself was. Bee came a little closer, because if it wasn't, she was died anyways. She narrowed her eyes and then a light went on inside her head. She reconigized exactly who that was. " SIRESCA!" Bee yelled out rather excitedly. She ran the rest of the way to her friend. She paused in front of her." What are you doing outside so late?" She asked curiously. Bee was thankful that her friend was there though, no matter the reason. Bee tackled her with a hug. " Oh Siresca I'm so glad your here! I don't think I could have waited for the morning to talk to you!" She cried, gone with the braveness that had stuck with her while she was talking to him. She was tired and more than ready to just calpse. .
Before Bee realized it she was out of the forbidden forests, and walking towards the Quidditch patch. Quidditch had been cancelled once again for another year because of what was going on in the world. It was rather sad, since Quidditch was so big in the wizarding world. Almost like it brightened many up because if Quidditch was going on, things weren't all that bad. But at the moment thatwas exactly how it was. Things were bad and it was cancelled. Bee hadn't played, not on a team anyways. She had always goofed around while on her broom but that was about all she had ever done. As Bee came to stand in the middle of the quidditch patch, she noticed another person out there. ' Oh dear god, not again!' She thought to herself, seriously hopeing that it was just another student outside the walls, like she herself was. Bee came a little closer, because if it wasn't, she was died anyways. She narrowed her eyes and then a light went on inside her head. She reconigized exactly who that was. " SIRESCA!" Bee yelled out rather excitedly. She ran the rest of the way to her friend. She paused in front of her." What are you doing outside so late?" She asked curiously. Bee was thankful that her friend was there though, no matter the reason. Bee tackled her with a hug. " Oh Siresca I'm so glad your here! I don't think I could have waited for the morning to talk to you!" She cried, gone with the braveness that had stuck with her while she was talking to him. She was tired and more than ready to just calpse. .
CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
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california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
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