Hale Evans.

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"people just call me hale, usually. but i hear "jackass" and "asshole" quite a bit, so . . ."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"i have a penis. and im damn proud of it, too. wanna see?"

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"i am officially legal to do anything but murder and theft. twenty-one, baby! born on july 29th. that means im a leo!"

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"runnin' from fans does that to ya, y'know? oh wait. you don't. -snicker-"

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"yeah . . . never cared much for that fancy, girly colour crap."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"i am six foot, and a half."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"i don't pay attention to the media; filled with bullshitters. and im straight, so even if he were gay . . . don't think we'd make good friends in that department. i do joke around with gay guys a lot, mindless "flirting", whatever. doesn't bug me."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
"im in the band anyone but the sweet ones, and im the lead singer. yeah, i know. im a fairy boy, get over it."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"i play a lot of xbox. mostly live, so i can yell at people and not have to deal with a punch in the face. aside from signing, i can jam out on the bass quite a bit, even though im stronger with my vocals-- which would be the reason as to why i don't play bass in the band. usually i just go with the flow, whatever happens happens. i never plan anything."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"i like strippers. not because they strip, but because it's easier to judge a chick you like compared to a ho. weird, maybe. but to me, it makes complete sense. with that being said, im a total ladies man. not a manwhore, or anything. but i shoot for the ladies whenever i want one. music's pretty obvious, right? outside of the band, i listen to a lot of the local ones also on tour, "get to know thy enemy", right?"

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"when people fuck with shower curtains, and instead of pulling it to the opposite side where the spout is, they just leave it bunched up. pisses me off, and makes me take an extra second or two to actually get inside the shower. i hate stupid people, no matter why they're stupid. it's annoying as fuck. also hate cleaning, or picking up after myself. i work hard days, i shouldn't have to be on my knees, scooping up dirty dishes and garbage."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"relationships; at least, i try to be. im not an ass to the girl im currently in a relationship, and i listen to her. and, im kinda shy to admit it, but i'm quite the romantic. im talented with a pen . . . i can write. shock and surprise. mainly lyrics, or unfinished letters. im also really good with a camera. most of it's just stupid scenery, though."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"being serious is something i find extremely hard to do. especially when i blow it with a chick. i dunno what to say, or i say something at the wrong time and completely fuck things up even more. i also utterly suck at expressing how i feel, when it's a serious emotion, and not something that doesn't matter. i've been told im too much of a "positive person" and than when im not, i get bitched at for being too negative. i never have a middle."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"yeah? well, i bet if i kicked ya in the nuts i'd whoop your ass at anything."

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"what does every straight guy want? a chick to make him feel like he's complete. someone who wont bother to accept a relationship, unless they're willin' to commit. that being said, they have to have some brains. i don't want no bimbo on my arm. a little talent would be nice, someone to relate to and all that. has to be interested in at least some of the things im interested in. 'nough said?"

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"cheaters. if you're with me, you're with me until one of us calls it off. i don't wanna have to beat some asshole because he let you cheat on me. i also don't like sluts. i mean, i don't mind sex, but if that's all i am to you, sorry doll. we wont make it through."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"so you're sayin' you got commitment issues, you're unintelligent, untalented, and you're a skank? woah. "

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"sure, sure. everyone wants to know me."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"anything pasta."

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"pirates of the caribbean!"

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"placebo, mindless self indulgence, buckcherry, or nickelback!"

FAVORITE DRINK?
"beer! non-alcoholic, i'll take anything but water."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"favorite subject? please. you think a stud like me payed attention to the classes in school?"

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"posh and scary were really hot. can't say they had any talent, though."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"family guy!"

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"summer, annnnd thanksgiving? i dunno for the holiday. i don't celebrate much."

FAVORITE WORD?
"cunt? ass? fuck?"

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"kurt cobain"

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"anytime after noon."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"black? red? iunno."

FAVORITE BOOK?
". . . you think i read?"

FAVORITE TOY?
"gatta be the xbox 360!"

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"im an easy-going guy. just go with the flow, don't really care, kinda person. im hardly ever serious, which makes room for me being a goof and slacking off. the only things i don't slack with, are the band. everything else? gets put on my "to do" list, and obviously hardly ever gets finished before the weeks out. im a geek, kinda. i'd sit in my room all day with the lights off, just jammin' on my xbox live if i could. most of the time, im kinda depressed if im not surrounded by people i know. it's easy for me to pick out the negatives before the positives in life, which makes it kinda harder . . . but hey. it's life."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"im an only child, and i had two loving parents named james and alice. they both passed away in a car accident four years ago. ive come to terms with it, though, and i can't say that im mourning."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
"what can i say? im talented, biatch! i actually started the band, kinda sorta. i was just rocking out to my ipod on a corner, waiting for the light, when someone caught my attention. they were playing drums. so i wandered over, turned the ipod off, and was completely thrown back. their sound was great! i had to find a way to contact some people who amazing talent and get a band started. luckily, we got together soon, and ended up planning shit out for the tour."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"the first time i saw a chick's boobs. to be honest, it was at one of the band's first gigs. i mean, sure i've watched porn, and see chicks in movies. but my actual first time seeing them in person was when i was center stage. sadly, i fucked up the song a little bit, but no one held it against me."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"i can't remember any of the bad things that have happened. life's been pretty easy for me, and since im so carefree and don't give a shit, i just shrug off the bad shit."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"i don't believe in religion. mom was cristian, dad was just dad. me? im religionless."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"i like working on cars. anything with cars, and i'd be set. mechanical work, or one of those supped up shops, where you buy all your decals, and paint jobs."

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"my first word was bye. and i only said it 'round the babysitter. total bitch!"

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"wish one- live the rest of my life like tomorrow's not going to be there
wish two- find a girl, get hitched, and have two beautiful children together
wish three- uuh. uhm. survive the fan crowds?"


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"go fuck yourself."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"nah. no strings."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"but i thought you didn't like me? im a public kind of guy. take me anywhere where i can show off to all the guys who wish they had you on my arm, and we're good. unless you're looking for my romantic side, than some where more private would suit."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"you bring the condoms, i'll bring the candles?"

ALRIGHT, COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"i lost my virginity when i turned nineteen. im a little hidden from the world? someone wanna help me come out? -wink-"

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"does . . . does that mean that i can kick it?"
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
ANGEL has been trying to escape this doggone planet for EIGHTEEN years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for SEVEN 1/2 years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at PMs.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is BITE MY ASS D< and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a BOY/GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:
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DON'T YOU HATE WHEN IT GETS STUCK IN YOUR MOUTH,
a n d t h e n t h o s e w o r d s g e t i n t h e w a y .
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Caught in her thoughts the way she was, Rayne almost didn't hear the faint ruffle of Jimmy's knuckles against her closed, and securely locked, door. With her hand braced against the window, her head turned to stare outside her bedroom door and into the darkened hallway. Little expression played within her eyes as she sucked in a breath, filling her lungs until she could no longer put anymore oxygen into them. Slowly, and through her nose, she let the air out and shuffled her feet, fighting with her lead-filled legs to move. It felt as if they were asleep, instead of just not cooperating, the tingly feeling sprouting up to her waist, making each step more uncomfortable as she went.

But she couldn't reject Jimmy. He had come so far, and he didn't deserve her rejection. Not when he had been so kind, and nice to her from the night they had first met. She was his . . . what was it? Engelchen. It was such a beautiful name, even if she couldn't pronounce it properly for the life of her. The name made her smile, inward and outward. And it was a real smile. Not a fake one.

"C-coming!" She called lightly when she reached the hallway, knowing that he'd pick up her voice over the loud music next door. Everyone in this apartment building was rather noisy, apart from her. Didn't help that she wanted to keep to herself as best as possible, with the acceptation of Jimmy, of course. It was impossible not to be around him. Was he growing on her?

Before her thoughts could linger, and she could pull out certain things to prove or disprove that she was starting to get attached to him, she reached the front door. Pulling herself up on her tippy toes, she stared out the small hole for a moment, taking in his calm features. Frowning, she drew in a breath, trying her best to believe that this wasn't all some kind of let down. Would someone that handsome really be interested in being her friend? Blinking, she pulled herself back down, though remained on the balls of her feet, still a little weary for letting him into her house for the first time. Her hands smoothed out the plaid shirt she wore, trying to pull the top of the flannel shirt together more, so her breasts weren't as exposed, and her hand pulled the locks out of their places.

Twisting the knob, she smiled as soon as she saw his face, standing outside in the small hallway. "Jimmy," Opening the door wider, she pushed her back against the wood to hold it for him, even though she was sure he'd protest or make a small fit about her doing it for him, instead of it being the other way. He was such a gentlemen. "Thank you, for coming. I . . . I don't know why. I just, feel off."

Closing the door behind him, she locked both the knob's lock, as well as pulled the chain across and sucked in a nervous breath. Her hands fiddled at her waist with the ends of her flannel shirt, trying to find something to say. Anything. But her throat was dry, kind of scratchy. Even breathing was becoming a task. "Thirsty?" Before he could answer, she was moving towards the doorway of her kitchen, and opening the fridge. Looking at the lack of food inside, she let out a small huff and grabbed a glass from the cupboard. Filling it with tap water, she downed half of the liquid before pulling it away from her face, her eyes searching for Jimmy's figure, not wanting to lose track of his beautiful form.

'Simply breathtaking . . .'

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