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"Well, I prefer Christian, but I won't be too upset to be called Chris...I find people call me that a lot in writing. Mostly people too lazy to write it out online, and such."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"I'm a male, thanks."

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
" well, I'm twenty-two years old as of September Seventeenth. I'm not into that astrology stuff, but I'm a virgo, I guess. I shouldn't even know that..."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Running away from my brother takes a lot of excersize...plus when I don't run fast enough he likes to wrestle -shrugs-"

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"It sure is. Dye has never touched these locks."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I stand at six ft one, just an inch shorter than my brother, as he constantly likes to remind me. I'm fine with it...I like being tall, to be honest. And I am tall, just not freakishly tall."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Hm, I never thought about it...me, myself, I'm straight, thanks. Although it just so happens I am not a homophobe. I'm for gay rights. Love is love."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN WHAT'S YOUR POSITION?
"well, I'm in Empty Threat and I'm the singer."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I like to write songs...just lyrics though. I'm kind of instrumentally challenged, believe it or not. A big portion of my free time is spent watching my brother's ass...doesn't usually work, but I try. I also enjoy singing, obviously, and reading."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"what do I enjoy? I enjoy literature, believe it or not. I also enjoy friendly debates. And, I'll admit it, I enjoy seeing my brother get pissed off on occasion too...sometimes I even kind of aim for that...but don't tell him. I like women, but not in a promiscuous way...I just like them in general. I guess I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic."

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"people who think that just because I'm in a rock band I'm a druggie...I'm most certainly not! Never done a drug in my life. Also, I dislike when people tell me how much me and my twin aren't alike...it's annoying, I suppose. I know that we're not alike, no need to tell me."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"I'm good at singing, ask anyone. I'm pretty good at making my point in a few short words, as well. And debates. Not too good with physical fights, but verbal ones I can handle."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Physical fighting, despite the fact that I'm fairly muscular...my brother can still kick my ass. I'm not very good at playing an instruments whatsoever, or reading sheet music."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"I'll take your word for it..."

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"I love sweet girls. Ones who aren't all dumb acting...I want one with a brain. One I can talk to. I don't want a physical relationship, really. I mean, that stuff is great, but I want the kind of girl I can talk to and do things with."

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"As stated before, I don't like girls who act stupid. When it comes to looks I'm not picky...really it's the inside that matters. Corny, but so true. That being said, I guess I wouldn't be interested in a completely ugly person..."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"well...why not?"

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"okay, I suppose it won't hurt."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"lasagna. yum."

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"hmmm...don't watch too many movies, in all honesty"

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Atreyu...okay, and I also like some classical piano music...like Bach and Mozart...but don't tell the band members."

FAVORITE DRINK?
"Water. Plain, simple, healthy."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Back in school? English."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"...I really don't care. Sorry."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"I like...the news?"

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Winter is simply lovely. All the snow. I like Valentines day, though. The day of love...no, I'm not gay. Really."

FAVORITE WORD?
"answer here."

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Abraham Lincon, or Ben Franklin."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Dusk."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"Royal Blue."

FAVORITE BOOK?
"The Vampire Lestat..."

FAVORITE TOY?
"what use would I have for toys?"

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"sweet;; I get called sweet a lot...probably because of my slightly old fashioned gestures. Opening doors for women and such. pulling out their chairs. romantic;; a date with me will be one to remember, i can assure you. intelligent;; even if I don't go around using big words all the time I am pretty smart."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"Don't get me started on my family...my father was a pilot, my mum was a stewardess...I guess it was love, was it not? They had my twin brother Lee and I, and we lived in England for a few years...and then they shipped my brother and I off to California...and, well, things changed I suppose..."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN AT THIS TOUR?
"Well, Lee and I were always into music. We gathered up our friend, and started a band...all we needed was a lead singer. Then we found Anelie, the only girl in the band, and we all clicked. I kind of wonder how it would be to be the only girl in a band of three guys...but Anelie is hardly a girl. She's one of us."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"watching Lee kick Jason Dane's ass."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Getting my ass kicked by Jason Dane."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"well, I believe in god...even if I don't pray often, or go to church..ever."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"well, I'm in a band...and oddly enough I can't think of what to do once I fall out of that..."

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"hmmm...that's a good question. It's also one I don't know the answer to."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"I wish for the girl of my dreams, a pair of woolen socks, and a new sweater..."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"I suppose"

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"No, sadly I'm single."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"Better idea: I take you, and we go on a moonlit walk, then a boat ride, then go eat spaggeti in a little Italian place...lady and the tramp style?"

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Sure. What's your number? I'll call you."

ALRIGHT, COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"hmmmm...."

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"bye, I suppose.."
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
Elizabeth has been trying to escape this doggone planet for AGEINLETTERS years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for RPEXPERIENCE years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at CONTACTINFO/PM.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is SECRETPHRASE and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a BOY/GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/center]